Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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