just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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