I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
only if we run a train.
done.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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