When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Hippo gnu deer
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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