I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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