Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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