Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
