I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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