i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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