I want to make a zoo with you.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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