I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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