Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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