went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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