well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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