Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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