Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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