He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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