Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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