im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think a kid would responsible me up
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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