No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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