dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left