A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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