k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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