idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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