she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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