so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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