i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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