How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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