LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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