YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
