She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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