i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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