ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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