Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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