I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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