Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I lost the right to judge tonight
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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