Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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