I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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