He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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