oh god the rape fog is back!
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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