So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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