So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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