Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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