This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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