i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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