how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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