It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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