Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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