He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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