guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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