how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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