It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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