He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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