Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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