I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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