According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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