Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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