Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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