No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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