the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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